#my fist is itching from all the punching it’s not doing #your face would probably break my whole hand but it’d be worth it #because i bet you’d feel really bad #oh god and then i’d just hate you more UGH I NEVER WANTED TO CARE ABOUT YOU STEVE ROGERS
(Source: commanderogers, via leighway)
au where tony is a really avant garde michilen star chef who does crazy shit with LIQUID NITROGEN and FOAMS and MENTAL TASTE COMBINATIONS and steve is a classically trained chef who has turned his back on the snobbery of the classical kitchen to make food affordable and bruce is one of those guys who seems super quiet but once he’s in the kitchen he shouts at you in french and throws pans everywhere and shit and shield is a really weird high concept restaurant where like all the food is served in the dark and the menu is a secret and natasha and clint probably COOK IT IN THE DARK TOO and obviously thor is making BIG BOLD TRENDY NORWEIGAN FUSION FOOD NEW KID ON THE BLOCK OOH
and they all unite against loki who is an overly critical food critic I guess
(via ironfries)
BASTILLE — Laughter Lines
(Source: beauxsons, via empressfab)
I was talking with Jane and Monica last night and we decided Tony thinks that Thor is kind of dull because, like Steve, he’s not familiar with 21st century pop culture. So he sets up weekly movie nights to
lord over how smart he isget his new buddies up to speed.But he…
#same
#that one shot of tony looking out through the suit
#ugh THAT ONE SHOT
#The Avengers
#Iron Man
#life ruiners
#thor
#captain america
Steve: Be nicer to people. Don’t be so aggressive. We’ve talked about this.
Tony: I only do that when I’m tired, hungry or frustrated. Or any combination of the three.
Steve: I know.
— From New Avengers v2 #29 by Brian Michael Bendis, art by Mike Deodatoi’ve never felt closer to Tony Stark than i do right now.
Scarlett Johansson,
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
(via imwalkerbait)
(Source: coffeeorsomething, via lebakerette)
love this for so many reasons #thor probably just found out that bruce turns into the hulk #and he literally met bruce hours ago #and everyone else who has known bruce just sees him as the hulk #but thor sees him as bruce banner #not the monster #he knows bruce somewhere in there#that the hulk isn’t just a mindless beast #and to make this even more feelsy#this is just like how he treats loki #everyone else sees loki as a psychotic menace #and thor is the only one who tries to reason with him instead of just attacking #this is why i hate it when people say thor is just all muscle and looks #he is so much more #he’s the only one who’s given the ‘monsters’ a chance to redeem themselves #and to me #thats one of the most heroic things someone can ever do (via mycroft-queenofcake)
(Source: iamnevertheone, via black-nata)
So I was watching a Chinese black market copy of The Avengers with subtitles. [x]
XIE LIANG, PLEASE PUT DOWN THE SPEAR
Goal Completed
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