June 2012
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A Series of Unfortunate Events Dedications
The Bad Beginning: "To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead."
The Reptile Room: "For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not."
The Wide Window: "For Beatrice –I would much prefer it if you were alive and well."
The Miserable Mill: "To Beatrice –My love flew like a butterfly until death swooped down like a bat. As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said, 'That's the end of that.'"
The Austere Academy: "For Beatrice –You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave."
The Ersatz Elevator: "For Beatrice –When we met my life began, soon afterward, yours ended."
The Vile Village: "For Beatrice –When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."
The Hostile Hospital: "For Beatrice –Summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you is even colder."
The Carnivorous Carnival: "For Beatrice –Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Slippery Slope: "For Beatrice –When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now I am pretty lonely."
The Grim Grotto: "For Beatrice –Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down."
The Penultimate Peril: "For Beatrice -No one could extinguish my love, or your house."
The End: "For Beatrice -I cherished, you perished. The world's been nightmarished."
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it was, in truth, probably quite a bad idea to drink two ciders and a white Russian, collapse into bed without drinking any water and have to wake up at 7.30 this morning with a mouth like a badger’s arse. not sure if still drunk or just mildly hungover. either way i still have to go to work in ten minutes. grim times.
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Fuck yeah, feminists!: How Title IX gave me hope... →
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The past week or so, I’ve seen a high number of posts and talk about Title IX and its 40th anniversary. Considering its significant role in my path to feminism and activism, I wanted to at least share a few thoughts about the law and how its intended protection of rape survivors has helped me on a…
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“You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer,...”
– Dylan Moran (via ellephanta)
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“It comes down to who is the patient. Is the woman the patient, or is the fetus...”
– Dr. George Tiller, an abortion provider from Wichita, Kansas, who was murdered on May 31, 2009. (via iamdrtiller)
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“A woman’s worst nightmare? That’s pretty easy. Novelist Margaret Atwood writes...”
– http://www.pbs.org/kued/nosafeplace/articles/nightmare.html (via alullaby)
seriouswaves asked: Almond bark is a weird sweet thing we have in the US which you melt and set to harden. It's kinda hard to explain, but it's just sort of a smooth creamy candy coating, just firm. People dip things in it, like pretzels or clusters of nuts or things like the one you posted, and then you put them on wax paper and it sets and firms up. There is a wiki page if you look it up.
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Worst-case scenario for tomorrow:
hellabeth:
stampstamp:
“WHO ARE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN RICHARD III AND WHAT DO THEY DO? DISCUSS.”
Yeah I took one look at Richard III and said ‘nope’
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fuck your feelings, tho.: okay I have this thing... →
scaly-panties:
okay I have this thing with the media I consume where I am like
really, really good at picking out the bits of canon that I don’t like or that make me uncomfortable and just disregarding them to the point where I do not even see them as things that actually happened (like most of Deathly Hallows,…
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